My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She was my senior year girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Twice a Day
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.
"That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,"
says the man.
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor. "You've got to get ahold of yourself."
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.
"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.
"That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,"
says the man.
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor. "You've got to get ahold of yourself."
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
On Sale?
Why do Jewish Women prefer circumcised men?
Because they can't resist anything that's 10% off.
Because they can't resist anything that's 10% off.
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