The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"
The American gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't
- I need you to whip it out by 5:00!
- Mind if I use your laptop?
- Put this in my box before you leave.
- I want it on my desk now!
- Hmm.. I think I'm out of fluid.
- My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish!
- It's an entry level position.
- When do you think you'll be getting off today?
- It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
On, Wisconsin!
A guy walks into a Wisconsin bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing an Iowa football jersey and helmet, and is festooned
with Iowa pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to
leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the
TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we
can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any
trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar
and watch the game.
The big game begins with Iowa receiving the kickoff. They
march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and
down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever
seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
The owner replies,
"I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
The dog is wearing an Iowa football jersey and helmet, and is festooned
with Iowa pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to
leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the
TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we
can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any
trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar
and watch the game.
The big game begins with Iowa receiving the kickoff. They
march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and
down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever
seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
The owner replies,
"I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
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