Sandwich Shop Menu

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in a deli window that says, Cheese Sandwich – $1.00, Ham Sandwich – $2.00, Hand Job – $10.00. The man walks in and approaches the incredibly attractive girl working the counter.

"Are you the one who gives the $10.00 hand job?" he asks, to which she replies, "Why, yes I am, how can I help you?"

"Go wash your hands, I want a ham sandwich."