Hunting with Cheney

Dick Cheney and an old buddy went away on their annual hunting expedition, and by accident, Cheney shot his friend. The Vice President was able to get him out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearest hospital.

"Well, Doc," he inquired anxiously, "is he going to make it?"

"Hard to tell, Mr. Vice President ," said the doctor. "He'd have a better chance if you hadn't gutted him first."