Post Turtle

The pollster came to town and popped in to the local watering hole to ask locals about their opinion of how good a job Bush is doing in the White House. One old man said "Well, ya know, Bush is nuthin' but a post turtle".

So, not knowing what he meant the pollster asked him what a "post turtle" was.

The man replied "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle. You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor thing down."