The Sales Pitch

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, and a really mean, tough-looking lady opens the door. Before she
has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps garden soil all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every bit of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "Sahll I get you a spoon?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."