Monday, April 28, 2008

Political Bus Wreck

A campaign bus carrying Hilary Clinton and her entourage was driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried Hilary and her crew. A few days later, the FBI came out searching for Hilary, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the passengers had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead? Even Hilary?"

The old farmer said, "Well, she said she wasn't, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."