Airline Food

Tower: "American 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7"

American 702: "Tower, American 702 switching to Departure... by the way, as we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "United 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7... did you copy the report from American?"

United 635: "United 635, cleared for takeoff... and yes, we copied American and we've already notified our caterers."