Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Another Census Taker Joke

A census taker, while scanning over the form to see if all spaces had been properly filled in, noticed the figures 120 and 112 under the headings, "Age of Father, if living.", and "Age of Mother, if living."

"Are your parents really that old?" asked the amazed Census Taker.

Came the reply, "Sure, if they were living."