A Little Sensitivity Pays Off

Three Rednecks were working on a tall TV tower, Catfish, Hoss and Bubba. Catfish fell off and was killed instantly.

As the ambulance took the body away, Hoss says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bubba says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Hoss says, "Where did you get that beer, Bubba?"

"Catfish's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.

"That's unbelievable. You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly", Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Catfish's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".