The End is Near

The long-haired hippies were standing by the side of the road in their robes with a sign reading, "THE END IS NEAR! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"

"*@!#% off, you religious nuts!" a driver yelled, stomping on the gas to crash through the sign, blowing it to pieces.

From around the curve, the two hippies heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One turned to the other and asked, "Do you think the next one we make should just say, 'Bridge Out'?"