The Face Lift

A woman in her forties goes to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The surgeon tells her about a new procedure called "The Knob."

A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head, hidden by her hair, and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand-new face lift. Of course, the woman wants "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightens the knob and the effects are wonderful. The woman remains young-looking and vibrant. After 15 years, the woman returns to the surgeon.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looks at her closely and says, "My goodness, those aren't bags, those are your breasts!"

She says, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."