Monday, March 31, 2008

Don't Drink and Talk

Words that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Words that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

  • Specificity
  • Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Loquacious
  • Transubstantiate

Words that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

  • Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
  • Nope, no more booze for me
  • Sorry, but you're not really my type
  • Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight