Comparing Athletic Husbands

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.

The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer."

"What does that mean? He putters around?" asked the others.

"No: He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."

The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500."

"Does that mean he has to take frequent pit stops?" the others wondered.

"No: Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."

The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."

She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic sprinter."

"Because he gives you a gold medal performance every time?" the others asked in anticipation.

"No: He's got his time down to under 11 seconds."