Taste Test

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. With each color they ate, he would ask
the children what it tasted like.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green.........lime,"

"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue...It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"