That's my boy!

On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed,
surrounded by her family, when she suddenly realized she had
forgotten to purchase shoes for the day. She panicked.

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes
from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.
Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the
festivities were over, Sophie's feet were in agony.

When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she
could think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the Royal Family crowded round the door to the
bedroom and they roughly heard what they expected, grunts,
straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.

Eventually they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight."

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. "Right. Now
for the other one," followed by more grunting and straining,
and at last Edward said "My God. That was even tighter."

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a
sailor."