What She Said, What He Heard

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon, you slob! You and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!"