The Golf Partner

A man is at his country club early one Sunday morning. He has the first tee time and was shooting alone when this hot blonde who he has seen around the club asks if she could join him. Thinking this is his lucky day, he says sure.

He tees off, hitting this great drive right down the center of the fairway. They move up to the ladies tee where she gets ready to hit her shot. She bends down right in front of him, giving him a great look at her ass. Then she hits an even better drive.

The guy say, "Wow, you can really hit the ball!" The guy is thinking she’s hot, sexy and a great golfer – what else could he want?

The finish the hole and head off to the next tee, where he hits another great drive. Heading up to the ladies tee, she bends over, giving him a great look at her ass, and again hits a better shot.

"Wow, you are really good at this game!" he says. She replies, "This isn't the only game I am good at…"

They continue to flirt all through the front nine and all the way through the back nine. At the end of the game she is two strokes better than him, but he care less about his golf score than just scoring. He suggests a local motel and off they go.

Once inside the room and after several minutes of making out, he discovers that his new lover isn't a woman but a transvestite. He yells, "What the hell! My God, this is so wrong!

"You can't hit from the womens tees!!!!"