Monday, October 23, 2006

Blonde Traffic Stop

A blonde was driving down the freeway when she was pulled over by a blonde police officer. The blonde officer approached the vehicle and told the driver she was speeding and needed to see her driver’s license. The blonde asked what was that. "A square thing in your purse with your picture on it," replied the blonde officer. The driver pulled out her compact and handed it over to the officer. The officer looked at it and said, "My God, if I would have known that you were a police officer I would have never pulled you over!"