What Does This Button Do?

A man traveling on a new modern plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried to use it, it was occupied.

The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the ladies room but she cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons.

The man agreed and rushed into the restroom to relieve himself.

He noticed four buttons marked "WW", "WA", "PP" and "ATR". Making a fateful mistake many men make in disregarding what a woman says, the man allowed his curiosity to get the best of him and decided to try to the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button, marked "WW", and immediately warm water sprayed his entire bottom.

He thought," Golly, the gals really got it made".

Still curious, he pressed the second button, marked "WA", and warm air dried his bottom off gently and quickly. He thought that was out of this world.

The button marked "PP" caused a large powder puff to powder his bottom with a sweet smelling silky powder.

Well naturally he couldn't resist pressing the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened? The last thing I remember I was in the ladies room aboard a plane."

The nurse replied "Yes, and you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button"

"What the hell does "ATR" stand for?" asked the man.

"Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."