Sending a Woman on a Man's errand

At the hardware store, Judy saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Chuck, the manager, to finish waiting on a
customer.

When Chuck was finished, Judy asked how much for the teapot.
Chuck replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Judy exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bobby had sent her to buy,
and Chuck went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Chuck yelled, "Judy, you wanna screw for that
hinge?"

Judy replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

And that is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.