Caught in the Jungle

One day three buddies Fred, Lou, and Joe were on a jungle vacation together when they were caught by a tribal group.

Before they were about to be executed, they pleaded to the Queen of the Tribe for mercy. She said, 'Get me something good to eat. If I like it, you will be freed.' The three men looked at each other and agreed. They then went into the jungle to look for some food.

Fred came back first, approached the altar, and offered grapes. The Queen tasted one and immediately spat it out. She ordered her servants to shove the rest of the grapes up his ass. The servants did their duty, and left him lying on theground screaming.

Then Lou came back with some yummy apples. The same thing happened to him, but curiously he laughed as the apples were shoved up his ass. Fred was shocked. Here he was with grapes up his ass howling in pain, but Lou had several apples in his ass and he was laughing. He asked him 'What the hell are you laughing about?'

Laughing, Lou replied 'Joe's coming back with a watermelon!'