Reasons that Coffee is Better Than Women

- Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some.
- You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM.
- Coffee never runs out.
- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
- You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
- When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
- Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
- Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less.
- White men can take black coffee home to their parents.
- Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream on it.
- You can always heat up coffee.
- Coffee smells and looks good in the morning.
- If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.