Battle of the Sexist Jokes

If men had PMS, what would happen?

a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent
disability.
c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d) All of the above.

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.

So I said "Implants?"