Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Dallas Cowboys Receiver Terrell Owens and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superman don't need no seat belt," Owens growled.
"Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane, either!"
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