Nun Too Pleased

Three Hells Angels are sitting at the counter in a diner when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.

Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got drunk off our asses."

Being quick on the uptake the second one says, "My dad says he will marry my old lady next year."

Despite this the Nun stays right where she is.

In desperation the third one says, " My old man will never ever marry my mom."

The Nun looks up from her food and says, " Would one of you bastards please pass the salt."