Pillow Talk

New Bride: Is this really your third marriage?

Husband: Sure is.

New Bride: What happened to your first two wives?

Husband: They died.

New Bride: How did your first wife die?

Husband: She ate some poisonous mushrooms.

New Bride: What about your second wife?

Husband: She died from a severe skull fracture.

New Bride: How did she get a skull fracture?

Husband: She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.