Best Little Podiatrist in Texas...

An extremely drunk man looking for a brothel stumbles into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the receptionist.

Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Stick it through that curtain."

Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his member and sticks it through the crack in the curtains.

"That's not a foot!" screams the nurse on duty.

"Damn!" the drunk exclaims, "I never knew you had a minimum!"