Nudge Nudge Wink Wink

Since he was young, Joe had always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid.

Fred had a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

"I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

"Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"