He Said, She Said

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't that heavy.

GIRL : Why don't you ever say you love me?
BOY : OK, You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : That's the least I could do, what's your phone number?

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

BOY : I love you so much I would die for you!
GIRL : When?

BOY : I love you so much I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : I'll help you pack.

MAN : When I look in your eyes, I'm reminded of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm restless, romantic and exciting?
MAN : No, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of CO-INCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.