Monday, August 14, 2006

Hiring Practices

A man was hiring a new administrative assistant, and decided to test the honesty of the candidates. Before each one came in, he placed a $20 bill on the floor in front of his desk where they could see it, but he couldn't.

The first candidate came in, immediately picked up the money and gave it to him. The second didn't say anything, but kept glancing at the money. The third placed her handbag by the desk, and when she left, the man discovered the money was gone too.

Which candidate did the man hire?

The one with the biggest breasts.