Friday, August 04, 2006

Sigh - Another Golf Joke

John and his friend are shooting a round of golf one Wednesday afternoon. They get to the 8th hole when John's tee shot lands in the bunker. He’s taking his time, so he can hit his best shot. Just before he’s about to hit his shot, he notices a funeral procession going down the street next to the golf course. John removes his cap and bows his head until the procession passes completely.

John's friend is moved by this compassion. He says, "John, that was really sensitive and compassionate. I'm impressed." Johns responds, "Well, I was married to her for seven years, it’s the least I could do."