Hypothetical Question

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.


On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.


Question: What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?



Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round" and call a cab. YOU'RE DRUNK !