Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and
made funny noises.

My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and
give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where
do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"