Anybody, Anytime, Anywhere

A man walked into a tavern and sat next to a good-looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

"Hi there, good looking. How's it going?" he asked.

The woman looked him straight in the eye and said:

"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!"

"No kidding!" said the man. "I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"