Cannibal Cafe

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened
by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Lawyer: $100.00.

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the lawyer?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"