The Golfer and St. Peter

A golfer gets up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St.Peter saw him coming and asked, "So you're a golfer, eh? Are you any good?"

To which the man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?"