Boudreaux

Boudreaux was walking home late at night and sees a woman in
the shadows.

She whispers, "Twenty dollars."

He'd never been with a hooker before but he decides what the
hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a while when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them. It's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making love to my wife," Boudreaux answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Boudreaux says, "neither did I until you shined that
light in her face."