Full Disclosure

Last summer John met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in
love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the
relationship.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his lady
friend.

"I eat, sleep, think and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd
better say so now."

"Well, as long as we're being honest with each other, here goes," she
replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," John replied, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your
left wrist straight on your follow-through."