The Ag Inspector

A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and
talked with the old farmer;

"I need to inspect your farm."

The old farmer said "You better not go in that field."

The Agriculture representative said in a "wise " tone "I have the
authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed to
go wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard
loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture representative running
for the fence, close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining at every step.

The Old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"