See You in The Fall

A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive, so he got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord, explaining that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready.

The time came for the redneck’s jump. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck jumped and, a few seconds later, pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed. But when he pulled his rip cord, the chute didn’t open. The instructor, frantically trying to open his parachute, plunged past the redneck. Seeing this, the redneck unbuckled the straps to his parachute, yelling, "So you wanna race, huh?"