Rye Bread or Wonder Bread?

Two old guys, one 79 and one 83, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 83 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 79 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 83 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 79 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this but me!"