I'll Never Attempt That Shot Again!

A husband and wife are out on the golf course. They get to the fourth hole and the man hooks his drive right behind the maintenance shed. When they get to the ball they notice there's a door, which they open – they can see a door on the other end.

The wife says, "Don't worry, dear. I'll just go around to the other side and open that door - then you can just hit your shot through both doors and onto the green."

The man says "That's a hard shot, but okay, I'll give it a try."

So the woman goes around and opens the door and meanwhile, the man is lining up the shot and taking his time. He sets up, then backs off. Sets up, then backs off. Finally, just as he's ready to hit his wife sticks her head through the doorway to see what's taking so long and BAM! The woman is struck in the head and killed instantly.

Two weeks later, the same man is out with his friend on the same course. They come to the fourth hole and lo and behold, the man hooks his drive right behind the maintenance shed. They both walk over to his ball whereupon his friend notices the door, opens it, and notices the door on the other end.

His buddy volunteers, "I'll just go around the other side and open the other door and you can just hit your ball through the doors and onto the green."

To which the man replied, "No effing way. The last time I tried that I took a 7!"